Luke McLean
The man. The myth. The pharmacist who still hasn't replied to that text.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this website official?
It is official in the sense that it exists.
Did Luke approve this?
Luke was consulted. Luke said "what?". We took that as a yes.
Is Luke really a pharmacist?
Yes. Mention paracetamol dosing within earshot and watch him light up like a dispensary at 8:59am.
Can Luke give me medical advice?
He can. It will be excellent, it will take longer than you expected, and it will end with "see your GP".
How do I contact Luke?
Send a text. Wait three to five business days. Send "ok". He will reply within seconds.
Why does this website exist?
Matt owns the domain. It was inevitable.