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Luke McLean

The man. The myth. The pharmacist who still hasn't replied to that text.

Welcome to the internet's leading (and only) source of Luke McLean information. Accuracy not guaranteed. Accuracy not attempted.

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Official Luke Statistics

HeightTall enough
CharmOver budget
Doctors' handwriting decoded100%
Scripts actually ready in "ten minutes"Rounding error
PunctualityArrived late to the measurement
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Phone battery3% (since 2019)

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this website official?

It is official in the sense that it exists.

Did Luke approve this?

Luke was consulted. Luke said "what?". We took that as a yes.

Is Luke really a pharmacist?

Yes. Mention paracetamol dosing within earshot and watch him light up like a dispensary at 8:59am.

Can Luke give me medical advice?

He can. It will be excellent, it will take longer than you expected, and it will end with "see your GP".

How do I contact Luke?

Send a text. Wait three to five business days. Send "ok". He will reply within seconds.

Why does this website exist?

Matt owns the domain. It was inevitable.